Funniest thing that happened to you which relates to a Panelvan

[jennie285]

Okay, well it is obvious that I was a teenager in the 70's and every eligible boy had a panelvan, be it a Sandman, or just a decked out van....well as I then lived in Forbes and the closest drive-in was Parkes..one of my then boyfriends came to collect me and my father :twisted: made him leave the mattress on the front lawn before I was allowed to go.....I was mortified, being the innocent I had no intention of letting him near me in that respect....but anyway try and top that one for funny now, but deadly embarrassing at the time....:o

[wbute]

:lol::lol: Still Dads worst nightmare

[jennie285]

:lol::lol: Still Dads worst nightmare

Yup:shifty:

[Gas On]

Haha, very funny Jennie285! Keep `em coming... this is a sexcellent subject

Quick ones... just gotta’ use your imagination.

o Telling a cop to take his sunnies off when he said "I can't see your `P' Plate clearly" through tinted bubble window.

o Theif tried to manipulate the lock whilst gettin horizontal in there. Hackam, where else?

o Getting lucky on Aldinga Beach, back open & beach patrol interrupted to give us a free cigarette ashtray.

o Two lesbians at Porties Pub stalked me. Awesome.

[Gas On]

And that was just last week Hehe

[hainzy]

I got pulled over by a cop in brunswick only to be asked by him if my van was for sale....

Ha, but the one I really like is the story my old boss told me about when him a few mates got into a punch up at the pub in the seventies. He has a big mustache and is seriously the last of the marlboro men so he makes any story sound good but him and his mate got into a fight with these other blokes and it spilled out onto the footpath where the blokes panno was parked. As the fight got nearer to this blokes van him and his mate got worried and jumped in the van and took off. Funnny bit is that when they gave it a boot, the tailgate was down and 2 girls tumbled out the back landing on the road in front of my boss. The blokes either didnt know or didnt care so old mate boss and his mate took the chicks back into the pub and ended up shaggin em...

Gotta luv poetic sandman justice...

[ozbox]

got my mrs pregnant with my son.....:knockout:

[jennie285]

got my mrs pregnant with my son.....:knockout:

Well it is obvious that her father didn't make you take out the mattress...

[Jeza]

For me when I had vans they were always a sex deterant. I can remember once a girl telling me 'You're such a nice man, but you drive a panelvan'...

Jez

[Sandgirl]

The funniest thing that happened to us is when we bought the van. My husband was trying to authenticate the van by getting the owner to read the details of the Id tags over the phone to see if it was worth our time going to have a look at the van. Trying to get the numbers went on for quite sometime until the owner said "Look mate Im that drunk I can see two sets of numbers I ll get my mate to read them out he hasn,t had as much to drink as me". :D