Our vanning mate, Ripty

[Elegantly Wasted]

If you've been around vans for ten years or been to a Van Nats, you will know Ripty.

He just called from his hospital bed - he is not well. Sick for three weeks, in hospital since last Friday. Plenty of tests, no results to explain his condition. He is in good spirits with his usual sense of humour, but is a bright shade of yellow - we "concurred" that is showing the first signs of Simpsons disease and should continually count his fingers on one hand or check his head for blue folicles. He will keep me updated and I will pass any news on.

Our thoughts are with him for a speedy recovery.

[hainzy]

Turning yellow (or jaundice) is usually a sign your livers on the way out. Not a good thing.

Hope he gets well soon and if he does turn into a simpson lets hope its not Mr Burns. He'll need his strength. Id go for duff man.