Ahh, bumper stickers and T shirts from the early 80's...... I had heaps in my carefree teenage years....

Stickers on the back of my Contessa Gold HJ Sandman:
Don't laugh, your daughter might be inside
Carpenters say it's better to screw than glue
If this vans a rockin, don't bother knockin
For a great erection sleep with a carpenter

T shirts:
Smile if you had a naughty last night
Once a King always a King but once a Knight is enough
We get the biggest erections in Mt Isa
For a great erection sleep with a Carpenter
I drive a shaggin wagon
and quite a few of those cartooned modified car ones....... all from the iron on transfers T shirt places at Surfers Paradise.... and all black during my black jeans and Tee's phase..